Quantitative what!?

タイトル：量的なに！？

All the papers and news shows were filled with these words: QUANTITATIVE EASING
I had no idea what it meant at first, and after reading the papers and watching the news, I still don't have the slightest idea...
Maybe that's why I ain't working at our economic news division...
すべての新聞やニュース番組はこの言葉で埋め尽くされていた：量的緩和
最初これが何を意味するのか分からんかった。そして新聞を読んでニュースを見ても、なお、何の意味なのかさっぱり分からん…。
きっと俺が経済部で働いてない理由だね…。

voila!!
写真：ほら！！

◆BOJ lifts super-loose policy, vows to keep rates near zero
TOKYO, March 9 KYODO
The Bank of Japan made a dramatic turnaround from a monetary-easing to a credit-tightening phase Thursday as it lifted its five-year-old super-loose policy and returned to a conventional interest-rate target policy, shrugging off pressure from the government and ruling lawmakers.
Despite termination of the unprecedented cash-flooding policy, the central bank pledged to effectively maintain the so-called zero-interest-rate policy for the time being by holding the unsecured overnight call money rate at near zero.
◆日銀が量的緩和策を解除、当面はゼロ金利を継続する方針
東京　３月９日　共同
日本銀行は木曜日、金融緩和から引き締めのフェーズへ劇的な転換をした。５年続いた超緩和策を解除して、通常の金利政策に戻し、政府や与党議員たちの圧力を振り払った。
異例の量的緩和策に幕が閉じられるが、日銀は当面は、無担保コール翌日物金利をほぼ０に抑えて、いわゆるゼロ金利を効果的に継続する方針を示した。

And did you know we were living in abnormality!?
And we were cash-flooded!? Hey, I don't have that much cash!
Were they all in the hands of Horiemon and those crazy IT pirates!?
俺たちが異常な状態で生活してたって知ってた！？
俺たち現金まみれになってた！？おい、俺そんなに現金持ってへんで！
それともみんなホリエモンとか狂ったＩＴ略奪者たちが持ってるんかな！？

Ah what the hell... Saying good-bye to an abnormal world, I think we will happily spend another normal day tomorrow!
まぁどうでもいいや…異常な世界にさよならを言ったんだから、明日はまた普通の日を楽しく過ごせるだろうね！